An octopus is a spider living under water

Watching Eurovision! I love all the nationalities, they are so amazing. 





I keep forgetting I have a very nice sword

Wanna sword fight haha :~]? I’ve got a 2H long sword (I’m actually talking about my penis)

imageYes I want to sword fight :)

Oh nevermind i don’t want to be circumcised

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you know what i dont understand????? those stupid tours that vine famous people go on?? like all of the stupid white boys?? you’re paying to see a bunch of stupid ignorant white boys be idiots on stage??? you can see that for free in high school

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